Paper Hand Towel Dispenser Why Does He Put Paper Towels Under Everything?

Why does he put paper towels under everything? - paper hand towel dispenser

One of our roommates is a monster. Something that it provides the means paper towels. Does anyone know why? I do not think it has nothing to do with where he is, but that Turkey is. He puts the paper towels in microwave oven, bread holder, dispenser paper napkins, straw holders, hand soap (not detergent) and a few other things. None of this is his. Drops not nothing, clean, so clean is not a monster.

"Can anyone tell me why?